i haf back!

yes, i haf back from hexile. since i away many many plenty tins e haf happen. GEJ haf do many silly tins, plane haf crash, motor e haf kee people, and i haf get new son. Naija haf suffer no be small. dey haf catch tiffs and release dem again. dey haf also put two different people for display for dsame atrocity! boko haram haff cause kasala for town, and nepa haf finally reach 4 thousand of megawatt! no be small tin o. jonah wife is now fist lady slash perm sec. efun Sanusi haf plan N5000 note but senator people haf say no, e no want, e stupid idea. GEJ efun say we naija people we praise him afta him tenure finish. ah, i fear for dat one o, mayb he wee go for third term. by den i go dey blog from Togo. cashya later. make i go piss.

Japanese researchers have developed a gun that can silence people in mid-sentence. The Speech-Jamming gun can effectively jam the words of speakers who are over 100 feet away simply by pointing its visor at them. While countless jokes can be made about that gun (i.e. “I could use that on my wife” or “It was specifically designed for Kanye West”), the real purpose of it are not as funny. The gun is indeed being promoted as something useful to “mediate debates” or to “facilitate the quelling of protests”. There’s already “talks” of having such guns in public places such as libraries. When there’s a way to make you physically unable to speak, we can say that free-speech is literally in danger.